09 6 / 2013

Anonymous asked: lol what do you think about that diet everyones talking about? i actually did it a few months ago and it works fast as shit. (no spaces) TUMBLR SUMMER DIET { d o t } COM

I actually haven’t heard of it. I, personally, don’t really care either, because I don’t do diets.

05 6 / 2013


Goodnight

Goodnight

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30 5 / 2013

gallifrey-feels:

mellieforyellie:

scarvenrot:

mooneymannyinthesky:

yukitalia:

8oo:

youregoingtolovemynuts:

dysphorism:

I am still thinking about this

Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.
So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.

I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??



okay now i’ll reblog it

sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood
apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

You’re really passionate about apples

Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

gallifrey-feels:

mellieforyellie:

scarvenrot:

mooneymannyinthesky:

yukitalia:

8oo:

youregoingtolovemynuts:

dysphorism:

I am still thinking about this

Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.

So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.

I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??

okay now i’ll reblog it

sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood

apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

You’re really passionate about apples

Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

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30 5 / 2013

30 5 / 2013

30 5 / 2013

29 5 / 2013

brightlightsloudnoises:

it’s happened to everyone
and it will happen again

it’s why people
play the accordion
or
stare at the red numbers
of the bedside clock

and
you can’t really fix it,
it stays with you

but it makes you better

because
when you step up to
the plate the next time
you’ll be smarter
and
quicker

you’ll know
the right angles
and instincts,

you’ll know
when to give
and what to give
and how to take

you’ll be 
a genius,

the master
of
your heart